The Top Ten Things I learned from POTC:Dead Man's Chest

I watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest this weekend and my original take on the movie is confirmed-more of the same stuff from the first movie,only with a sea monster this time around. That doesn't mean that the movie wasn't enjoyable. There were some laughs,f/x follies and that sea monster was pretty damn nasty.

So,here are a few bits of knowledge that I gleamed from this flick,mateys:

10) An undead monkey is worth a jar of land.

9)Even if you can't read,you get points for trying if it's the Bible.



8) A good way to stall hungry cannibals is to encourage them to make a bigger fire to cook you over for a sacred dinner.

7)Every man has a price which he will willingly accept, even for that which he hopes never to sell.

6)A man can be so vexed by a woman's love that he'll remove his own heart and lock it up in a treasure chest to be buried on a remote island.

5)Sailors are easily frightened by finding a ladies' ball gown onboard ship.



4)When Elizabeth shows up,hide the rum.



3)Curiosity can be rather tempting,for both badboy pirates and proper ladies.



2)It's hard enough to rescue your current boyfriend without flirting with a pirate but having an ex-fiance tag along makes it even tricker:





1) The only thing better than one successful sequel is the possibility of another:
(warning-don't watch the clip if ye dinna want to know how Dead Man's Chest ends!)