Nevertheless, I was able to finish two out of the three books that were set aside for this challenge, starting with Chuck Tingle’s Bury Your Gays, set in a very modern day Hollywood indeed.
Misha is a successful screenwriter whose TV and film credits have garnered him much acclaim, not to mention an Oscar nomination for the quirky short film he created on the side.
However, the big studio executives producing his current hit show are insisting that he use the title trope against the female leads of the series for the season finale. Sick of that particular pop culture prejudice,he refuses only to be met with the strangest intimidation campaign ever.
Various characters from his horror/sci-fi catalog of work appear to be stalking him and his friends. Thinking at first that this is being either a studio stunt or deranged fans, Misha is annoyed at first. Yet, it all too quickly becomes way too real and much too elaborate for the average corporate boss to pull off.
Can Misha write his own happy ending or will this cinematic showdown destroy any chance of a sequel?
I don’t want to give too much away but this book is eerily prescient in its depiction of corporate Hollywood embracing high tech without considering the serious consequences of recklessly diving into these uncharted waters.
Yes, there are some heartfelt moments as Misha looks back on what inspired him to create the various monsters literally pursuing him and a touch of twisted humor as well. However, the fictional menaces imaged by Misha are incredibly creative and terrifying all at once.
If even a hint of such fright fiends were to be depicted on screen, quite a few fresh nightmares would be born. Of course, the worst villains are behind the cameras…
Tingle has a new novel due out this summer (Fabulous Bodies) and I’m looking forward to that as part of my regular reading. In the meanwhile, this meta take on Hollywood’s true horrors is hauntingly great, with some X-Files energy to boot:
After that, I picked up Such Sharp Teeth by Rachel Harrison.
Rory never planned to go back to her hometown, having a rather solid good single girl life in the big city. Yet, when her pregnant twin sister Scarlett asks her to be with her due to the father of her impending child being out of the picture, Rory can’t really say no.
Early on in her visit, she’s driving back home late at night and gets into an accident that may have caused her to hit a dog in the road. Upon investigating, Rory discovers all too late that it wasn’t a dog out there…
Recovering from that incident, she soon realizes that she’s now a werewolf with no hope of a cure. On top of that, her mother is coming for a visit and that’s just as bad as being bitten by a supernatural creature.
The already complicated issues of her life become even more so as she struggles to deal with some personal demons and a potentially serious romance with a former high school crush as well as seeing if she can control her full moon frenzy before her sister’s baby is born.
Thus is the second book that I’ve read by Harrison and I don’t know why it took me so long to give her work a try. Her emotionally complex characters and the fearsome situations they find themselves in have realistic depictions that refuse to shy away from the otherworldly (or body horror for that matter but not in excess) are smartly written and compelling reads.
Plus, her werewolf metaphors for women dealing with their outward appearance and inner rage are well crafted with a sense of snark that any Buffy fan(like me) would appreciate there:
Sadly, I didn’t have time to read Ava Morgyn’s The Bane Witch before the end of April but I will save it for the fall.
My thanks to Michelle Miller for another round of great reading and my hope that everyone else had a hauntingly good time here.


















